Monday, May 26, 2014

Masturbation Connection? Mr. Fappy Masturbation Michael Moore & Elliot Rodger The Isla Vista Mass Murderer Both Love To Masturbate!


Press Release Dated: 08-07-13

Hollywood, CA — Controversial filmmaker Michael Moore held a press conference to announce his new upcoming documentary that is being released in December simply titled "Fappy".

Moore talked with reporters and explained briefly what the documentary is about. "The story follows a religious anti-masturbation organization who travels around the country preaching to school children about the harmful effects of masturbation," Moore said. "They have a mascot who dresses in a dolphin costume that goes by the name of Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin. Fappy® along with his assistants visit various elementary schools nationwide talking to children about living a masturbation-free lifestyle. Along the way many interesting situations arise; everything from the group being banned in the state of California to Fappy® getting arrested for public masturbation." Moore continued, "Besides all of the problems that occur, the characters are real and loving. You begin to root for this organization that you want so badly to fail."

Lonnie Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now told CNN he is excited about Moore's documentary. “We're just thrilled to have Michael Moore making a movie about what we do day in and day out. Hopefully it will bring more attention to our cause," Childs said. "Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. What our organization does is designed to help make children and parents aware of the dangers of masturbation in and outside of the home.” Childs continued, “God willing, one day masturbation will be illegal.”

64-year old Paul Horner who is a teacher at Pansy Kidd Middle School in Poteau, Oklahoma told reporters about their experience with Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin when they visited the school back in March. “The kids just love him,” Horner said. “Fappy® makes the kids laugh and educates them at the same time. He also is quite the tickle monster and the children just love wrestling with him. We can’t wait for Fappy® to come back and visit us again!”

"Fappy" will open December 5th in a limited number of theaters and is scheduled for a nationwide release on December 19th. For more information visit fappythemovie.com.
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Michael Moore masturbates - compulsively. He even promotes the practice of masturbation. Moore is making a new movie about the wonders of masturbation (see above)

Here are a few of his tweets:



Make no mistake Moore practices what he preaches - compulsive masturbation. Do not under any circumstance shake the hand of Michael Moore!

The Isla Vista mass murderer Elliot Rodger took the advice of Moore and became a compulsive masturbator:
My sex drive was at its peak at this age. Whenever I got back from school, I had to masturbate. The urge was too strong. During my masturbation sessions I often built elaborate fantasies in my mind that I had a hot, blonde-haired girlfriend to have passionate sex with; almost like having an imaginary girlfriend. I told no one about this. In fact, I didn’t talk to my parents at all about my sexual development. I felt too guilty and embarrassed about it. Whenever they probed me, I lied to them, telling them that I had no sex drive. My mother once caught me looking at pictures of girls online, and I franticly had to convince her that I stumbled on those pictures by accident. Elliot Rodger
Here is the embarrassing deflection of Mr. Masturbator himself Michael Moore who refuses to draw the connection between compulsive masturbation and the killing of seven:
With due respect to those who are asking me to comment on last night's tragic mass shooting at UCSB in Isla Vista, CA -- I no longer have anything to say about what is now part of normal American life. Everything I have to say about this, I said it 12 years ago: We are a people easily manipulated by fear which causes us to arm ourselves with a quarter BILLION guns in our homes that are often easily accessible to young people, burglars, the mentally ill and anyone who momentarily snaps. We are a nation founded in violence, grew our borders through violence, and allow men in power to use violence around the world to further our so-called American (corporate) "interests." The gun, not the eagle, is our true national symbol. While other countries have more violent pasts (Germany, Japan), more guns per capita in their homes (Canada [mostly hunting guns]), and the kids in most other countries watch the same violent movies and play the same violent video games that our kids play, no one even comes close to killing as many of its own citizens on a daily basis as we do -- and yet we don't seem to want to ask ourselves this simple question: "Why us? What is it about US?" Nearly all of our mass shootings are by angry or disturbed white males. None of them are committed by the majority gender, women. Hmmm, why is that? Even when 90% of the American public calls for stronger gun laws, Congress refuses -- and then we the people refuse to remove them from office. So the onus is on us, all of us. We won't pass the necessary laws, but more importantly we won't consider why this happens here all the time. When the NRA says, "Guns don't kill people -- people kill people," they've got it half-right. Except I would amend it to this: "Guns don't kill people -- Americans kill people." Enjoy the rest of your day, and rest assured this will all happen again very soon..Michael Moor - Mr. Masturbation

 Mr. Fappy 


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